Two men are sitting on a riverbank fishing, when a funeral procession goes past. One of the men takes off his cap and solemly holds it over his heart. 'That was a nice gesture', says the other man. 'Oh it's the least I can do', says the first. 'I mean we were married for 25 years'.
2007-03-21 05:45:02 · 17 answers · asked by Lovely Witch 25 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL because that's basically what one of my relations did recently - you gotta laugh!
2007-03-21 05:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Noo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*smiles* Not bad... not bad
How about
(p.s. The Stanley Cup is the cup that the team top of the NHL(ice hockey league) wins. I know that and I'm english :))
Stanley Cup
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
"No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"
The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral."
2007-03-21 12:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by Propayne 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The Ole Coot! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-21 13:14:21 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just what i did when my 1st wife left me
2007-03-21 13:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats horrible.. lol but still kinda funny
2007-03-21 13:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww. it wasnt laugh-out-loud funny but still pretty good.
2007-03-21 12:48:51 · answer #6 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-21 13:33:47 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! aww..thats a great one
2007-03-21 12:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by PussyCat Doll <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha!
2007-03-21 12:52:53 · answer #9 · answered by gee-girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best boom boom!
2007-03-21 12:49:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋