A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," the woman says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman.
He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."
2007-03-21 05:38:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where are my stars eh lol
2007-03-21 05:43:10 · update #1
Lol! Thanx for that midweek giggle!
2007-03-21 05:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-21 05:44:17 · answer #2 · answered by Brenno 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one that will pass it round work the joke not the herpes
2007-03-21 06:05:52 · answer #3 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a similar joke a couple years ago on BET's Comic View. It sucks.
2007-03-21 05:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny - well worth the star
2007-03-21 10:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
I can give you a star for it
2007-03-21 06:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhh hahahha thats funny
2007-03-21 06:01:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what the dr. gets lmao
2007-03-21 05:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves him right! hahahaha
2007-03-21 08:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha an old one but still makes me laugh!
2007-03-21 05:44:14 · answer #10 · answered by vickyvixen84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋