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They play hide & seek with the Holy Ghost.

2007-03-21 05:41:12 · answer #1 · answered by bandycat5 5 · 0 0

well id say earth is in a pretty dramatic state i doubt he is idle also theres lots of pple praying around the world so he has to hear and answer those let alone talking and whispering to the souls he wants back with him hes also pretty sad i presume watching his kids die of Aids and malnutrition etc all preventable ,tugging at robbers and murderers not to pull the triggers preventing abortions ,reassuring the ones that already beleive i mean his hands are full and what about talking to the gays tugging at their hearts to stop that lifestyle comforting the weeping families God is busy but not too busy for you i know he has angels to send but he calls the shots and thats just what my small human nature can imagine

2007-03-21 05:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by ladyluck 6 · 0 0

Consider how many people there are in this world that believe in God. If each person said 5 prayer requests for themselves and others, how many prayers would there be? Several million prayers to listen to each day.

2007-03-21 05:39:26 · answer #3 · answered by Searcher 7 · 1 0

God shakes his head in disbelief at how people interpret the Bible according to their own benefit. And how Christians try to put down everyone but themselves..God is stunned and trying to send mental messages to those that are blinded by self righteousness.

2007-03-21 05:43:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Real answer? What time? They are not in the bounds of time. So there is no such thing as a day to them. I would say in the respects of "time", you could imagine them being able to pause, slow mo, fast forward, and rewind time for us and then working in their own version of "time" to listen to prayers and infuluence people in different ways to work according to their plan. This is a scientific approach to the idea that God is Omnipresent, that is...He is everywhere at once. He can be since He is not bound by time as we know it.

2007-03-21 05:39:13 · answer #5 · answered by RedE1 3 · 1 1

LOL. have you ever seen Bruce Almighty? great movie. anyway...billions and billions and billions of prayers. think about it. What? like 2 billion people say they are christians. You figure like 10-20 prayers for each a day? for me at least thats how much. some more or less. but thats a lot of things to control... i dont know how He does it.

2007-03-21 05:38:38 · answer #6 · answered by Jenna M 2 · 1 0

Jesus plays solitaire, and God trolls YA as the WSIDR

2007-03-21 05:39:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Pat each other on the back and laugh whole haertedly at the antics down here... It's not every day you create the greatest comedy routine of all time...

2007-03-21 05:38:01 · answer #8 · answered by supernicebloke2000 4 · 1 0

Bong Hitz 4 Jesus

2007-03-21 05:39:11 · answer #9 · answered by soulintent 2 · 1 0

Finding good parking places at the mall for all the people who pray for one. Of course this keeps them from helping to end wars, poverty and sickness.

2007-03-21 05:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 1 0

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