The Monkey.... doesnt like being stroked by my g/f.... he only likes being stroked by me....
Every thing else is fine .... but just doesnt like it when my g/f strokes him....
Why do you think this is ....are girls bad at stroking monkeys...?
2007-03-21 04:28:17 · 33 answers · asked by Fox Hunter 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Haha .... some really funny answers.... thanks made me smile....
2007-03-21 04:39:00 · update #1
Emmie is right......
2007-03-21 04:44:13 · update #2
Question: does your girlfriend gently and thoughtfully pet the monkey or go at it with a vice-like grip like she's trying to bang the ketchup out of the glass bottle? If it's the latter, I can never understand why girls do this! It's not a ketchup bottle!
Not all girls are bad at it ;-) Some of us have been told we are rather good.... and if we weren't, we wouldn't be asked to do it again...
hehe
P.S. show her how the monkey likes it!
P.P.S. I actually stroke a very good monkey ;-)
2007-03-21 04:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by Sparklepop 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well if girls don't have monkeys of their own then they really don't know how to stroke them the right way or not right? so if your monkey doesn't like to be stroked by her, how about you teach her how to do it the right way? the way the monkey likes to be stroked? just grab her hand and show her how to do it right....
2007-03-21 04:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by Jamester 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give her some training...
Most monkeys like being stroked by girls...
2007-03-21 04:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope. Girls are not bad at stroking the monkey...well, speaking for myself! (Blush!) Maybe her hands were dry and it started to make your monkey burn or either she is very heavy handed. My bf loves for me to do that to him, and he never complains. Tell your girlfriend to be a little more gentle, and see what happens. Good luck, and be careful!!
2007-03-21 04:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by N0+ 3@$!Ly &R0]{3n 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You've been your monkey's best bud for years and he's used to you and not used to strangers. In order for strangers to do this she will need to be trained on how YOU stroke the monkey. This can take months of practice or you can tell her to do other things and you get to keep your monkey to yourself. :)
2007-03-21 04:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i'm a girl and i am bad at stroking monkeys.
when you stroke your own monkey you have a rhythm. a pattern, if you will. i know nothing about the pattern...
unless, you have a real monkey like micheal jackson...
2007-03-21 04:35:42 · answer #6 · answered by Marsha Mellow 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
. oh..come on... dont blame it on your GF. your problem is your monkey is used to being stroked by male hands so get over it first..old habits die hard..dude.
hope this helps
2007-03-21 10:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by strutter 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some girls I guess just needs a guiding hand the may be scared of it spilling its milk or something. We don't have our own so and know each behaves differently like our pussys you have to learn how to treat them as good as the master does.
Teach her to love and give it a nice kiss and Im sure it will love her back just not as much as it loves its master!
2007-03-21 04:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by sarah090182woodhead 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well my man never complains so I don't know why you are having problems with that issue. Most guys get off literally on that by having a girl do it. maybe it's just not your thing or maybe if you were to show her how you like it. That could help. Good luck with your money business;)
2007-03-21 04:34:43 · answer #9 · answered by Jade AvA 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
we ladies have no concept of what it feels like when a monkey gets stroked. you really need to be honest with your girl - tell her it doesn't feel good that way, but you'd like to teach her how to do it the way you like it. you might even consider doing a demonstration so she can see exactly the way you like it...
2007-03-21 04:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by trillian 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋