A few of mine:
let me define evolution for you...
you're ignorance shocks me
pot calling the kettle black
straw man argument!
atheism doesn't equal belief in evolution
you obviously don't understand evolution
look up the Miller/Urey experiment
spaghetti man
anything else pertaining to spaghetti
I know I've missed dozens since atheists have an extensive vocab of 45-50 words there are a lot of these. What is your favorite?
2007-03-21 04:27:55 · 25 answers · asked by Matt 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Brett, excellent example. I forgot that one, but it is always used to minimize a Christian's argument. Very clever those atheists are.
2007-03-21 04:31:56 · update #1
"why do all my coins have to say 'in god we trust', when are the 'in wood gnomes we trust' series coming out?"
"get your head out of the bible and read a *real* science book once in a while"
"Christians prefer the creation myth because it's simple and that's what simpleminded people prefer"
there are a lot more.
2007-03-21 04:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like this question! i'm specific that maximum of those have already been pronounced yet: Christian cliche's: a million. the international has a author basically like your automobile (watch, cellular telephone, advert nauseum) does! 2. Jesus enjoyed you sufficient to die for you - why do no longer you adore him too? 3. even regardless of the undeniable fact which you do no longer settle for him, i understand in my coronary heart that God loves you too and so do I. 4. i'm going to desire which you could make certain the sunshine. 5. you won't be able to coach there is not any God. Atheists:
2016-10-02 12:27:49 · answer #2 · answered by thorton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
garhh I'm now a hypocrite, but I have to say this. Do you lot know what this site is called? It's called yahoo answers morons, its no forum, its a place to answer questions. So do that exactly, there are many things that I don't agree with but I respect the name and the persons view so I don't post a message. If you have a genuine answer for the question then answer otherwise call the guy what ever to yourself and find another question that you can answer don't just post criticising the person.
2007-03-21 04:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by gav8979 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...your ignorance shocks me. What a straw man argument! You obviously don't understand the Flying Spaghetti Monster (you called him "man") -- look up "FSM" and you'll see.
Oh, and I'll take our 45-50 word vocabulary over "the bible says so" any day -- that's only 4 words.
Peace.
2007-03-21 04:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Matt,
This is not an answer to your question, but I have read some of your answers to other questions (after I saw your response to the Hillary Clinton question)--I give you much props! You are hilarious with your answers. I almost busted my gut laughing. They are very amusing. I enjoyed looking at them--keep up the good work.
2007-03-21 08:35:10 · answer #5 · answered by Silazius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, um, not only do you not know how to define evolution, but your definition of atheist is similarly "wack."
Pastafarians are pastatheists, not atheists.
Why don't you provide a citation for your definition of evolution, since you claim everyone else's is false?
LabGrrrrrrrrrrrrl,
Not an Atheist, and you still don't understand evolution.
2007-03-21 04:31:45 · answer #6 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Instead of getting all bitter and angry about it, you could take the trouble to actually learn something. Read a book instead of just repeating what you hear from various televangelists on TBN.
2007-03-21 04:35:10 · answer #7 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Come on guys, let's not laugh too much at Matt. I think that he is not really as stupid as he sounds, but that he is just trying to show that he can enjoy a good laugh at himself.
2007-03-21 05:25:04 · answer #8 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard "Still waiting for Matt to say something with even a teensy bit of substance".
2007-03-21 04:36:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
In the absence of valid argument and objective evidence, belief is unjustified.
2007-03-21 04:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋