May His Noodly Appendage touch Matt,
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2007-03-21 04:14:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear, sweet, tasty Lord Spaghetti Monster, we gather here today to ask for your blessing that Matt, our friend and comrade in humanhood, be imbued with knowledge and understanding of our world, created by your noodley goodness, Lord FSM, to the wonder and amazement of scientists everywhere. May his days be prosperous and filled with pastaliciousness. In your name we pray,
RAmen.
2007-03-21 04:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know anyone could fail a GED but hey what the Fk, eh. All hail the noodly One and through His Ragu glory may Matt succeed, Ramen!
2007-03-21 04:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a loving God and could not deliver absolutely everyone to hell. in certainty, there is not any hell. He extremely does not opt to punish absolutely everyone who's a nonbeliever, although He might honestly extremely which you embraced His Noodly Goodness. you will not sense sorry approximately doing so interior the slightest. R'Amen.
2016-11-27 19:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only will I pray for the passing of his GED, but also that he main gain a bit of knowledge on anything found outside of the sole book he owns.
2007-03-21 04:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by KS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have to say I have just never heard of that.
What is a GED?
Ah, ok. General Educational Development Test.
Indeed. Then he can come on here and ask lots of well educated questions. rAmen.
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2007-03-21 04:21:51 · answer #5 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will make a meat ball offering on behalf of Matt and wear my pirate outfit to work! Ramen.
2007-03-21 04:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad you are concerned about a friend who is trying to pass his GED. But then it sounds like you do believe that there is a higher being out there, don't you???
If you do, then you've taken your first step toward faith.
2007-03-21 04:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by Searcher 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be nice, although I don't think he would pass since I believe that they do ask science related questions.
The scary thing about him is that he claims to be a man of science. Hmmm...maybe he went to Bob Jones University.
2007-03-21 04:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who can't pass a GED needs more than prayer
2007-03-21 04:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but according to the gospel of Chef Boyardee, the FSM only helps those who help themselves. He is on his own, I'm afraid.
2007-03-21 04:20:30 · answer #10 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋