The joke in our office is to leave someone a note saying 'please ring ????? on 07768 *****' and seeing if they call them. My favourite at the moment is Isaac Hunt.
2007-03-21 03:52:25 · 23 answers · asked by Kipper 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hugh Jarse always gets a laugh. When I lived in Edinburgh, we used to leave the number of the zoo with the instruction to phone Mr C Lion.
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2007-03-21 03:56:28 · answer #1 · answered by Dee Dee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wind Up Names
2017-01-17 11:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about leaving a note for a guy with the number of the local drug store, on the note that the "Joint" triplets called him to set up a date. Thier first names are Ivana, Anita and Heidi.
Leave a note on someone's desk with the number for the local hospital, have them call back looking for Mia butthurts.
Leave a note on a guy's desk with the number to the boss's deck, say in the note that the girlfriend of an old high school friend called him to invite him to the wedding. Her name in Amanda Huggenkiss.
2007-03-21 04:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfmanscott 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The local zoo is good. Mr C lion or Mr G Raff.
Mr I McHunt, Mr Don Kiddick, Mark Hunt.
The local garden centre. Teressa Green
2007-03-21 12:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very funny windup joke is Mrs Ivanna Tinkle. When they call and ask for them they will end up saying Mrs I wanna Tinkle. I seen it on The Simpsons when Bart rings Moe. The best ones come from there.
2007-03-21 08:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by typhoonscotland 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chesty McGrew, Ben Dover, Iver Biggun,
Harry Beaver (american accent), Ben Doon-Fill McAvity(in scottish accent), Gerald Fitspatric, Patric Fitsgerald, I.P.Freely, Semour Butts, Ivanna F**kalot.
2007-03-21 07:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by creamball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to school with a boy named Michael Hunt who always got in trouble and always got paged to the principal's office. It was SO funny sitting in class and over the P.A. system we would hear "Mike Hunt to the office, Mike Hunt!!!". You could hear the roar of laughter through the halls, even the teachers had tears in their eyes!!!! More.... Fonda Peters, Sharon Peters. Thanks for bringing back awesome (fonda!) memories!!!
2007-03-21 04:03:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to know loads of these and now cant think of any.
A good friend of mine you's to use one for the local crematoriam, but for the life of me i cant remember it...
Mr Ivor Hardy, Mr Wayne Kerr, Mr Mike Hunt
2007-03-21 04:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by X_Angie_p_X 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boffin
2007-03-21 05:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by ToughGuy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Met a guy once named Randy Dick. Went to school with twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello (Pronounced Lamon-zha-low and Oron-zha-low) also knew a guy named Shithead (pronounced Sha-theed).
2007-03-21 03:59:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋