What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad!!!
Brilliant!
Best worst joke gets the 10 points!
:)
2007-03-21 03:13:23 · 32 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do Mexicans put under their carpet?
Underlay underlay.
2007-03-21 03:43:09 · answer #1 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
certainly Laughter: Tehehehe. Hehehehe. Bwahahahaha. Mwahahahaha. Descriptions of Laughter: She snickered. She chuckled. He snorted. He roared with spontaneous laughter. Her giggles filled the room. His snigger replaced into exceedingly a lot like a music. i am hoping I helped you!
2016-12-02 08:36:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my chemistry teacher who is English said once: We're going to be studying salt this lesson. Just look at the sheet and you're salted! (sounds kinda like sorted)
and: who looks after the stirring rods in the lab?
Rod Stewart!
What massage therapists eat for dinner?
Spa-ghetti!
Where do bees wait for the bus?
At the Buzz stop!
2007-03-21 08:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by JennieRose 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Pull your self together man!
2007-03-21 05:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to fish in a tank one said to the other who's driving?
2007-03-22 07:38:50 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a Frenchman who wore Sandals?
Phillipe Phlop
2007-03-21 03:37:03 · answer #6 · answered by Kalishnikov 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the play ground? - To get to the other slide!!
2007-03-21 03:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by smudge 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A man has jelly in one ear and custard in the other.....he's just a trifle deaf!
2007-03-21 05:13:30 · answer #8 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
two cows in a field on a lovely sunny day
first cow: moooooo
2nd cow: u bastard i was gonna say that!!!
xxx
2007-03-22 08:31:27 · answer #9 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you get two whales in a mini?
Drive there.
2007-03-21 08:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋