You're aiming WAY too high, kid.
2007-03-21 03:18:11
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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1. Don't kill, mame, terrorize or brutalize each other.
2. Study the natural world and seek Truth.
3. Feel free to praise me if I deserve it, but don't worry: I won't hold it against you if you don't.
4. Be nice to your food. A chicken is mighty tasty, but don't brutalize it before you eat it: let is live a happy chicken life in the sunshine.
5. Think for yourself and don't get upset when others do likewise. I made you all differently, so you will all think about me - or NOT think about me - differenly. YOU DON'T KNOW S***.
6. Share. Food, shelter, clothing... develop a good infrastructure to get help to those who need it. I gave you enough stuff to provide for everyone, now you just have to figure out how to do it.
7. Laughter is good. Even at me. Go for it.
That's enough. 7 is a good number.
Edit: Oops - I answered as though I was God. Well, it was fun anyway. :-)
2007-03-21 10:22:19
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answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6
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I agree: if you're going to have Commandments, you need to spell them correctly. I'm sure not going to heed illiterate commands.
But, seriously, I've given this some thought. The worst sin you could commit in my religion would be to treat other people like crap, is to behave as if you're the only one in the world who matters. This means people who leave their shopping carts behind someone else's car, who cut people off in traffic, who toss litter on someone else's front lawn--they're all going to hell. And, you're absolutely not allowed to start any wars with people who don't believe in my religion. Basically, if whatever it is you're doing doesn't bother or harm anyone else (this especially includes whoever someone may or may not be sleeping with), it's fine with me.
2007-03-21 10:19:25
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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1. Unconditional love for God.
2. To love thy neighbor,friends,enemies & families as thyself.
3. To trust in His will, to let be.
4. To never fight, to never sin.
5. To let the words of love be my weapon & defense.
6. To always learn, thereby growing closer to God & Jesus.
7. To be honest, charitable, worthy & humble.
8. To belong to no church, as no one church is the way to God, faith is.
9. To be constantly thankful.
10. To serve the faithful.
11. And last but not least, not to EVER label anybody.
Labels are what got us into this mess. But I have faith things will turn out the way they are supposed to.:o]
2007-03-21 10:19:48
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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What's a lider? I woludn't br anything.
2007-03-21 10:16:17
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answer #5
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answered by Murazor 6
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Thou shalt learn to spell.
It is leader not lider.
2007-03-21 10:15:17
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answer #6
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answered by nycguy10002 7
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I like that one about
do unto others as you would have them do unto you
be nice to your parents (thats a good one too)
don't kill people (thats good too)
some of them to be rewritten for todays world though
coveting????? lusting???????
maybe the Dalai Llama and Pope and 3 other people would pass that one?
REALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-21 10:17:39
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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I would first insist that people be taught how to use the language.
2007-03-21 10:13:53
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answered by Anonymous
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first commandment would be - "there is no god."
others will follow.
2007-03-21 10:20:29
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answered by Anonymous
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crazy rules??
2007-03-21 10:18:48
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answered by Not Of This World 3
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