I don't know this Jesus, to me he is just a charachter in a book. As for this Satan, I don't know this man I've never met him.
I do, however, worship at the altar of the godess, in her green panti-s,
last night they were red but now today they are green.
Further there is empirical evidence of the existence of this godess,
I think the only proper religion, is panti-theism.
Thank you
2007-03-21 03:00:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
All hail!!
2007-03-21 04:11:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The difference between Jesus, Satan, and the Goddess of the Green Panties is you have to have faith in the powers of Jesus and Satan. You can see the powers of the Goddess in any Walmart store. Usually in the middle of t he store, on the main isle . . byt he way, why do they do that . .. .
2007-03-21 03:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christ and the devil are real. The devil seems to be winning in your sphere of influence because he has you convinced there is no God and that the only God is you or the green chick or something. Here is the real kicker, demons KNOW there is a God and Jesus Christ. Let me leave you with some truth, James 2:19
You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that—and shudder.
2007-03-21 03:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by nolet93 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pantie-ism?
LMAO!
OK!
Whatever!
Simon Templar
2007-03-21 03:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by In Memory of Simon Templar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad to hear that you, and your followers, are open to multiple colors. The collection of a true goddess has range.
2007-03-21 03:14:49 · answer #5 · answered by Sookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yours is a typical case of worshiping the external and superficial aspects and neglecting the real interior which should be the subject of "true faith" and adoration
2007-03-21 03:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That looks like empirical evidence that you are a servant of Satan!
2007-03-21 03:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very well spoken and I love the pun.
2007-03-21 03:05:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, naughty boy!!
2007-03-21 03:04:55 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're silly.:o]
2007-03-21 03:05:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋