2007-03-21 02:54:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lol, you are such a smartass. I'm tickled by this.
2007-03-21 03:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by sllikylloh 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satan is no longer a slave owner he gave them all manumission in the late 1960s when a particularly persistent door knocking christian persuaded him that the bible was literally true and he was due a right royal butt kicking. being somewhat a pessimist he saw that god's published plan left him with no real choice so he gave it all up. some people say this was just a spiteful act to spoil god's plan, but his close friends say he's not the sort of guy who would put off the inevitable or fight a battle that he could never win, an average joe who goes with the flow. he retired to the north island of new zealand, where he lives with his wife joyce and three sons, wayne, scott and asteroth, running an organic dairy farm. his old buddies are now advertising executives and lobbyists and hell is now being run on a long term contract by haliburton.
2007-03-21 10:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satan = 123
Green = 23
Panti-s = 100
Add them up you get Satan = Green Panti-s
Or something like that.
But how can you state christians are slaves to christ and god's will without empirical evidence, then demand empircal evidence be provided to show the opposite? Your logic is flawed.
2007-03-21 09:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 16:23
Jesus turned and said to Peter, "Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the things of God, but the things of men."
2 Corinthians 2:11
in order that Satan might not outwit us. For we are not unaware of his schemes.
2 Corinthians 11:14
And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.
2007-03-21 10:02:59 · answer #4 · answered by sassinya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's not even any empirical evidence of Satan. There's plenty evidence of death, though.
2007-03-21 09:56:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I came from a family that tells you you are in party with Satan whenever you tell the truth on someone "christian" or asked your mother if God would have liked the way she treats my brother, on my dad's side. So i don't know man, for all we know, you may be telling the truth or are trying to be fair to all human beings.
2007-03-21 10:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by Biqo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You maybe--Do you give him reign over you beyond what God allows?
Do you have sex out of marriage?
Do you do drugs and drink?
Do you follow his commandments in general?
God loves us and he can only help us as much as we allow him. Here is a link to get more info and find a way to loosen the bands of sin.
To your ? Satan will always have some reign over us because that is his purpose to create opposition so we can grow spiritualy.
But if we do not adhear to the commandments he can have full reign over us. God loves you and me and wants to help.
www.lds.org
Good luck
2007-03-21 10:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by SEAN M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since I don't know you, I cannot refer to specific evidences. In general, we are either followers of YAHOSHUA (the Savior) or we are followers of the Adversary, Satan. Those are the only two choices.
2007-03-21 09:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Since we read that Satan is the King of all lies and you told one in your last question, it must be true. Have a great day.
Eds
2007-03-21 09:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by Eds 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe that tattoo of 666 on the back of your head under your hair? Ask your barber the next time you get a haircut! hee hee.
2007-03-21 10:04:44 · answer #10 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who told you that?
Is the person who told you an expert.
Did he show you his badge?
What were his credentials?
Why do you need evidence?
2007-03-21 09:59:29 · answer #11 · answered by chris p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋