well y'all gonna be mighty disappointed pardner...
As soon as I'm a-feelin' the feel of soil beneath my feet, I'm gonna be off a-rousin' and a-blazin' till all the Enemies of Israel feel my holy Wrath.
No more peace and love Jesus - this time I'm coming back in style! You on the winnin' team, cowboys?
2007-03-21 02:51:19 · 8 answers · asked by Jesus 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Matthew 24:5
For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ, and will deceive many.
2007-03-21 03:11:24 · answer #1 · answered by Hot Momma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, I suppose Jesus is a sort of celestial cowboy. I wonder if he chews the tobacco of righteousness and spits into the spitoon of condemnation.
2007-03-21 04:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Im on my team and I aint afraid of you. You and your papa are 2 of the most evil, hypocritical, power grubbing beings Ive ever come across. I was once one of your blind, brainwashed followers untill I got a wake up call. Now, I think for myself and Im actually a lot happier without your cult than I was with it. So bring it on !!!!!
2007-03-21 02:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't like war- I was told yesterday that you were alive in heaven- could we work out a deal like that where I can go to heaven but stay alive- I'll stay outta the way of your war if you let me!!!
2007-03-21 03:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are not even Jesus so I will not answer your question.
2007-03-21 03:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by greeneyes25162 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say that this question is the "gayest" ever, but that would be an unfortunate insult to gays.
2007-03-21 02:55:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he will only be happy to see the ones who believed in him
2007-03-21 02:57:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm...no i think you'll be arrested or possibly institutionalised for impersonating jesus with a southern american accent.
2007-03-21 02:57:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋