That's right, stop following me.
Stop it!
...If you don't stop following me, I'm going to call the police.
2007-03-21 01:59:34 · 36 answers · asked by Jesus 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ok.
2007-03-21 02:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
do u mean people stop following jesus?
people would follow him cause it brings them some sort of comfort i guess,
if u r on bout u then i think u may have demons up in your head that need checking out dude......
2007-03-21 02:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Following you? Not a chance. I am just going in the same direction.
Oh - wait - here is my stop. See Ya.
2007-03-21 02:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How shall we stop following you o lord?
Hes not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy!
2007-03-21 02:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
then why not you go to Church and stop the priest that always say "blah..blaa...b..follow me...",after that call media tell the Jesus is just comeback from her vacation!also make announcement telling you are not needs any followers anymore!
2007-03-21 02:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by qz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why call the police!
If you are who you say you are,
then you have what it takes
to bring about whatever
it is you can do!
2007-03-21 02:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can't say that I actually ever did follow you, but I decided to consiously stop about 22 years ago
2007-03-21 02:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by lauxesomoh 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ahem!!! ...We ARE the Police and you are being arrested for flashing in a Public Place and Drunk and Disorderly conduct. Please come with us Sir and stop fannying about!
2007-03-21 02:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give yourself 10 points
2007-03-21 02:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
But only a true messiah would claim not to be a messiah
2007-03-21 02:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by mia 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ok, I admit it, I laughed.......
Edit: to all the "Christians" who are getting upset, I remind you that God and Christ both have senses of humour and will not look upon this as nothing more than a laugh, so relax, and oh yes, this is NOT blasphemy.
2007-03-21 02:04:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋