Does anyone know of a website that has corny animal jokes appropriate for children?
Much Appreciated...CW
2007-03-21 01:24:03 · 7 answers · asked by Craptacular Wonderment 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm kind of an expert in this subject ;-)
There are many websites, but most repeat the same jokes and puns. Here are some links and also a recommended book that looks very promising!
http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/animals.php
http://funnycleanjokes.com/cgi-bin/webdata_joke_db.pl?cgifunction=Search&Category=Animals
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/jokes/animal/index.html
And a directory of clean jokes sites:
http://dmoz.org/Recreation/Humor/Jokes/Clean/
Book:
http://www.amazon.com/What-Hoot-Hilarious-Animal-Sidesplitters/dp/0753458926/ref=sr_1_2/104-8582829-7355143?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1174491613&sr=1-2
2007-03-21 04:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by Calimecita 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Corny Animal Jokes
2016-10-03 11:12:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Animal Jokes Clean
2017-01-02 10:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by parke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This Site Might Help You.
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Can you help me find corny animal jokes for kids?
Does anyone know of a website that has corny animal jokes appropriate for children?
Much Appreciated...CW
2015-08-18 12:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by Barnebas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The previous poster may have the answer but here's a couple I came up with:
1. Q: How did the Horsefly gets its name?
A: It's parents gave it to him.
2. Q:What do you get when you cross a Parrot with a 500-pound Gorilla?
A: I don't know either, but when it talks you better listen.
3. Hep Rooster over sleeps. As the farmer walks past him the rooster raises his head and says, "Hey man, what time is it?"
4. This one isn't a farm animal but it's one I just happen to think of; an old hippie joke.
Two hippies are sitting on the banks of the Everglades when one hippie says to the other hippie, "Like man, an alligator just bit off my leg."
The other hippie says, "Like man, which one?"
1st hippie: "Man, I don't know. All these alligators look alike to me!"
2007-03-21 02:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's one. It's actually a part of yahoo, and from me to you.........I enjoy the jokes myself!
2007-03-21 02:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great! Have a star!
2016-03-14 20:54:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.ahajokes.com/animal_jokes_for_kids.html
listed in alphabetical order of animals
theres a tonne there
2007-03-21 01:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
which of the seven dwarves was a sheep? Baaashful
2015-02-26 05:46:19 · answer #9 · answered by Trevor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋