A woman's brain cell accidentally gets dropped off in a man's head. She walked around for awhile, but saw no one...
She began to become frightened...
She calls out "Hello...Is anyone here?"
No Reply.
She calls again, louder this time, as she becomes more afraid of her solitude "Hello...please, if anyone is here answer me?"
She heard male voices calling faintly in the distance...
"We're down here!!"
2007-03-21 00:40:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded,"$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said,"It's just
standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT...
2007-03-21 01:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOLZ!!!
poor poor poor woman!
i wouldnt want to be her...having to venture down to the nether regions of a mans body... grossssssssssss
f xxx
2007-03-21 00:44:46 · answer #2 · answered by >> fleur << 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooohhhh No
2007-03-21 00:49:28 · answer #3 · answered by Queenter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO That proves what I've been thinking for years . . .
2007-03-21 01:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lmao that's hilarious. i give it a 10++++ and i will retell it to everyone.
2007-03-21 00:48:31 · answer #5 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. so thats where think from..
hahahahahahahahaha
very good one... thanx for the laugh
2007-03-21 00:53:11 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont understand.the cell got scatered here and there.
2007-03-21 01:19:26 · answer #7 · answered by ka2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-21 01:59:53 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-21 00:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by hot_kokoa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-21 00:46:26 · answer #10 · answered by nene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋