The Momentous Question
For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer. At long last he had collected sufficient courage to ask her the momentous question.
"There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," Bill began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being, a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows."
To his delight, Bill saw a sympathetic gleam in Lynn's eyes. Then she nodded in agreement, "I think it's a wonderful idea! Can I help you pick out a puppy?"
2007-03-21 00:02:09 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a fun one. I guess Lynn was either being humorous or she wasn't ready to get married.
2007-03-21 05:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by Jan P 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Bill has a high opinion of himself and Lynn had the right response.
2007-03-21 14:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by Murray H 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay. A pathetic exercise in bathos. Nil points.
2007-03-21 07:04:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Puppies pee on the floor and chew your shoes, HONEY MOON IS OVER PAL MUAHAHHAHAH
2007-03-21 07:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by xx_muggles_xx 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
roflmao... thats hilarious..
hahahahahaha
dunno about the others, but i really enjoyed it...
good one... thanx for sharing
2007-03-21 07:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
aww poor Bill.
2007-03-21 07:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet she is A 'Blonde'
tehehheeeee
nice 1 man
:))
2007-03-21 07:24:44 · answer #7 · answered by Sharp_blade 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ah! a good one.
2007-03-21 08:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope, not at all, where's the marriage proposal bit ?
2007-03-21 07:05:17 · answer #9 · answered by Splishy 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i dont know
2007-03-21 07:05:32 · answer #10 · answered by trackstar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋