There were 3 men standing on a cliff. If you jump down from it and say something, you will land in a pile of that thing. The 1st one said " Bronze " and jumped down. He landed in a pile of bronze. The 2nd one said " Silver " and jumped down. He landed in a pile of silver. The 3rd one said " Gold " and jumped down. Halfway through, he got caught on the cliff. He said " Shucks " and landed in a pile of sharks...
actually ths shucks was something else, see if you can spell it like S-H-U-C-K-S. Hint: it is something that u can't just type out as it is bad
2007-03-21 00:00:42 · 12 answers · asked by oneniner_sg 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao... thats quite funny... hehe
thou i actually think he said sh!t and landed in a pile of sh!t...
hahahahahahaha
good one... thanx for the laugh
2007-03-21 00:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tom Green, Carrot top, and Samuel Jackson
were at a corner in Brooklyn waiting for the
next trolley car to Oakland. 3 KKK drive up,
and one, the shortest one, gets out and walks
over. "Got any business here?". Dead silence.
KKK guy say "Well, listen you have to make
like a tree and leave". Sam says "and if we
don't? I gotta fuzzbuster." Carrot top says
"Why, so you can wage holy carnage? we
were here first, jerkhead."
Finally, the Grand Wizard, who I can't get
off my XP but doesn't care, says "who do you
think we are?"
Tom Green smiles and sez "we're on a
mission from God and on the way to the
nearest pub. Wanna go?"
Carrot top says "**** man, that's old as hell.
Probably older."
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2007-03-21 07:13:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe >>> here is one for you!
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. James, your records and your heroic behaviour indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. James replied. "I hung him up to dry."
2007-03-21 08:41:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shucks! I don't know the answer!
2007-03-21 09:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think he said sucks thats y the sharks suckd him down? sorry
2007-03-21 07:11:27 · answer #5 · answered by ka2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
chucks
2007-03-21 08:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by Rajni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know
2007-03-21 07:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by trackstar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sh#*!
2007-03-21 07:08:27 · answer #8 · answered by Diva 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! It is C-O-C-K-S.
2007-03-21 07:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, thanks for sharing that
2007-03-21 07:51:34 · answer #10 · answered by nene 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋