Guy 1: Buddy, I've got a "thing" in my left pocket that I'm holding right now. Can you guess what it is?
Guy 2: Man, I think that's dirty!!!
Guy 1: No!!! 1st clue: It's long and hard...
Guy 2: Man, I tell you, THAT is dirty!!!
Guy 1: Naw!!! 2nd clue: It's got a soft, pointy tip!
Guy 2: Man, I don't like that! It's definitely dirty!!!
Guy 1: I'm telling you its not!!! 3rd and final clue: If you shake it up and down vigorously, white stuff will come out!
Guy 2: I knew it! It's a really dirty and nasty thing!!
Guy 1: No it isn't!!!
Guy 2: Then what is it???
Guy 1: It's a correction pen!!!
Guy 2: ...oh... And I thought it was gonna be nasty!!!
Guy 1: OK!!! On my right pocket, I'm holding something else. Try to guess it.
Guy 2: Sure.
Guy 1: It's long and hard, has a soft pointy tip and spews white stuff when you shake it.
Guy 2: It's another correction pen!!!
Guy 1: Nope!
Guy 2: Then what is it???
Guy 1: It's what you were thinking of before!!!
--I know. Eew! Right?
2007-03-20 23:26:32 · 7 answers · asked by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
right...lol..star
2007-03-20 23:31:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-03-21 07:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by trackstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO RIGHT.......thanks for 2.
2007-03-21 13:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAAH Two thumbs up!
2007-03-21 06:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by Makisig 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah.
2007-03-21 06:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by ahhhhhhhhh!u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so-so
2007-03-21 06:31:55 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hmm lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1000/1000
2007-03-21 10:58:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋