A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
2007-03-20 23:21:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellennnnnnnnnnttt
2007-03-21 00:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one... here's one.
There was once this lonely truck driver that hadnt been home for months. Due to his loneliness he pulled over to a brothel to get some company. The truck driver got out of his truck and went up to the whore house's door and knocked. Knock Knock.... When the door open a big whore house Madam was standing there asking the driver what he wanted. The truck driver looked at the woman in charge and stated that he had 1000 dollars and for that he wanted the ugliest woman she had and a baloney sandwich. Of course the Madam was shocked at his request and she stated, "A thousand dollars??!! For that much you can get our best looking woman and a steak dinner!!!" After hearing this, the truck driver politely declined the offer by stating, " No thanks.... I'm just home sick."
2007-03-20 23:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by CounselorDan 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not bad 6/10
2007-03-21 01:31:54 · answer #3 · answered by ANDREW J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear the one about the Egyptian starting a taxi business in Glasgow ?
He called it Tutankhamout. Tutankhamoun/tootandcomeout gettit?
Oh never mind.
2007-03-20 23:29:02 · answer #4 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow Loki, spookie or what, brilliant, 10/10
2007-03-20 23:26:22 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
I could relate to that, my dad was a taxi driver.
2007-03-20 23:28:07 · answer #6 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny! Put a smile on my previously miserable face!
2007-03-20 23:30:41 · answer #7 · answered by vickyvixen84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for chearing up my wednedsay. you can'y beet a good midweek chuckle.
2007-03-20 23:27:38 · answer #8 · answered by Pink Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was very funny i loved it, it's the best i have heard today
2007-03-21 04:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-03-21 00:44:12 · answer #10 · answered by Dark soul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋