Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football
Before - Don't stop
After - Don't start
Before - Is that all you're having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
Before - It's like I'm living in a dream
After - It's like I'm living in a dorm
Before - Roses $60/doz.
After - Roses $1.50/stem
Before - Turbocharged
After - Jumpstart
Before - Charming and Noble
After - Chernobyl
Before - Feathers and handcuffs
After - Ball and chain
Before - I love a woman with curves
After - I never said you were fat
Before - He's completely lost without me
After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before - Time stood still
After - This relationship is going nowhere
Before - You look so seductive in black
After - Your clothes are so depressing
2007-03-20 22:42:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
Before - Passion
After - Ration
Before - Once upon a time
After - The end
2007-03-20 22:43:04 · update #1
i like it funny but actually quite sad, have a star xxx
2007-03-21 00:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 12:12:24 · answer #2 · answered by wyckoff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before: I fell for him because he makes me laugh.
After: Why can't he be more serious?
Before: I'm finally falling in love
After: I got out of it with scrapes and bruises.
Before: He is my everything.
After: He took my everything away.
2007-03-20 22:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by Mary Josette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funiest ever lol
i just fell off my bed wich is 4 feet high
2007-03-20 23:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by nbramel2010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not funny and shouldnt be
its true and depressing... i might "sniff" cry WAAAAAAAAAAA
2007-03-21 00:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before : your hard drive is so big.......
After: you need to upgrade your 3.5" floppy......
2007-03-23 05:42:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart
2007-03-20 22:59:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-20 22:49:01 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep them coming
2007-03-20 23:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by lady z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one star for you!!!! hahahahahaha
2007-03-21 00:15:04 · answer #10 · answered by Makisig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋