A professor of mathematics left this letter on the kitchen counter.
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are a 56 years old and I have certain needs which you ar eno longer able to satisy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You, too, are 56 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Sheraton Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
Your Wife
2007-03-20 22:39:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, indeedy! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-21 02:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny 9/10
2007-03-24 01:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by ANDREW J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 08:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by gureczny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA...this one always manages to get a gud laff...hv read it on the same page some 3 months back i guess
2007-03-20 22:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-03-20 22:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha that is what he gets that would be a very sad realization for him. Still funny for her
2007-03-20 22:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha Idid like that one keep 'em coming
2007-03-20 22:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Very funny!!
2007-03-20 22:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny also very true how did you get my letters
2007-03-20 22:50:44 · answer #9 · answered by kent joe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh cool keep them coming
2007-03-20 23:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by lady z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋