1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear;
2. The next time you and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim;
3. If we're watching football with you - it's not bonding - it's their b*tts;
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie;
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime;
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving;
7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed;
8. The next time you make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts;
9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care;
2007-03-20 22:35:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too;
12. We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear "our" favorite outfit rather than "yours" - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way;
14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. a negative grunt;
15. Don't insist that we "get off the stupid phone" and then not talk to us;
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level;
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily "women's work"; besides, most of the "dirt" and clutter is yours anyway
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you;
20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling... however, very few raises or promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss.
2007-03-20 22:36:59 · update #1
yep very good but hope you don't get any abuse from men now for admitting all of this but good on ya respect keep em coming x
2007-03-24 09:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definately true...ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRINTING THEM OFF TO GO WITH ONE I PRINTED OFF THE OTHER DAY ABOUT WHAT MEN SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN being completely differenet that is...
man says: i cant find it
meaning: it didnt fall into my outstretched arms so now im totally lost - that one i found really funny then i went home and the first thing my boyfriend sed was i cant find the remote - he was sat on the couch at the time humm
2007-03-21 00:30:20 · answer #2 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if there was one thing in there that a man would not think is true would have not been telling the truth he'd just be jealous of what is true that they can't admit!
2007-03-20 22:44:44 · answer #3 · answered by plum238 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true and very funny 10/10
2007-03-24 00:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is brilliant. Its so funny cause its so true.
2007-03-20 22:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both; funny and true........LOL.
Guys; gotta love'em! LOL.
2007-03-21 02:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL so true
2007-03-20 22:40:29 · answer #7 · answered by joanne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haaaaaaaa
2007-03-20 22:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty much true.
2007-03-21 00:52:11 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny!!!! ALL TRUE!!!
2007-03-20 22:37:48 · answer #10 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋