For me it has to be
"I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your place?"
2007-03-20 22:10:07 · 15 answers · asked by Dustbowl Blues 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I bet you 50p I can make your breasts move without touching them.
Fondle Fondle Fondle
That was the best 50p I've ever spent!
2007-03-20 22:26:13 · answer #1 · answered by Marky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one u just asked lol
guys now tend to come up 2 u and say what is the lamest chat up line in history lol
2007-03-20 22:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by Elektra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit of a sick one that i heard:
Go up to a girl and say "The name's bond"
Nearly without fail they will jump in with "James Bond?"
"No Uni-bond, i'm here to fill your crack in"
Like that would ever work!
Also have you noticed that it's only men that use these sort of lines. Never get a woman asking if I fell from heaven!
2007-03-21 02:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All chat up lines are lame
2007-03-20 22:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
is that a mirror in your knickers, coz i can see myself in there later. Some pathetic bloke said that 1 to me once.
2007-03-20 22:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by ali-d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks up to me and says "Hi, my names Jason (pause) so you know what to cry out later!"
2007-03-20 23:03:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My brother-in-law told me this one his mate had used:
"Hi, are your parents retarded?''
Girl: "No!!"
"Well, you look pretty special to me.."
This wasn't meant as any offence to anyone! Thought it was quite funny lol.
2007-03-20 22:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by Cat burgler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's 10p to phone your Mum and tell her you won't be home - grr - MEN!!
2007-03-20 22:35:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...interrupt a group of girls and say:
"Hey ladies, there's a party in my PANTS and you're all invited!!' (complete with ultra-cheesy grin)
2007-03-20 22:16:23 · answer #9 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Get your coat, you've pulled"
Edit: LOL, two minds with but a single (corny) thought!
2007-03-20 22:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by PuppyPrince 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋