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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, Etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face? "

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

2007-03-20 21:35:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long I'll be right back. I promise.

OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...

"LISTEN UP SH*T HE*D! DRINK YOUR F**KI*G BEER IN YOUR DAMNED FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR
M*THERF**KING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!
GOT IT, A**HOLE?"

...and, they lived happily ever after.

2007-03-20 21:36:51 · update #1

8 answers

sounds like me hahaha

2007-03-20 23:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by lady z 4 · 1 0

i became approximately to stroll as much as this woman yet then i spotted somebody jogging in the direction of her. He wrapped his arms round her and that i became crushed. I stored on attempting to flirt along with her for a good form of the year and then I discovered that the guy became her BROTHER. He merely stopped purchase to declare howdy. I laughed plenty looking back at that, in step with hazard upload some extra drama and who is conscious, that's a great tale.

2016-11-27 19:19:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

it is gooooooood
i loved it
and its funny
9.5/10

2007-03-20 21:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's TOO Possessive!! LOL.

R-U-N!! LOL.

2007-03-21 03:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

haha thats cute!

2007-03-20 21:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0 0

That was good.

2007-03-20 21:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0 0

not funny because it's true

2007-03-20 21:39:32 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1 1

that was good! d#mn good!

2007-03-20 21:41:18 · answer #8 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0 0

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