A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes -- that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
2007-03-20 21:32:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The frog said, "That will make your husband he richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
2007-03-20 21:33:04 · update #1
No really hitting the spot for me - sorry.
2007-03-20 21:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by deep in thought 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol!!!! it truly is mind-blowing!!!!!! loved IT!!! You definatly deserve a action picture star for that a million!! once there replaced right into a brunette, a pink head, and a blonde all lost on a lost island Then, in the destiny, at the same time as they were all walking alongside the island sea coast, they got here across a magic lamp so for sure they rubbed it, and out popped a Genie "considering that i visit in undemanding words grant 3 desires" the genie suggested, "u will each get one desire" The brunette suggested" I actually were stuck in this island for years, i bypass over my relatives.My husband. My existence, i desire i might want to bypass homestead" POOF! The brunette were given her desire and were given despatched bak to her relatives. The pink-head suggested " I actually have also been stuck in this island for years, i bypass over my relatives. My husband. My existence, i desire i might want to bypass homestead" POOF! The pink-head were given her desire and replaced into despatched bak to her relatives. Then the blonde all started crying uncontrollably, the genie suggested " whatevers the count number, my expensive?" The blonde replied, sniffing, " i desire my acquaintances were nevertheless right here" What do you imagine!!!!I laughed so not straightforward have were given a stitch in my area!! x
2016-12-02 08:23:08 · answer #2 · answered by bennison 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
so the husband got a heart attack that was ten times milder then the wife's.
2007-03-20 21:41:53 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know what's gonna happen to the husband!
and that made laugh really hard!
thnx for the laugh, the joke and the 2 points
2007-03-20 21:39:30 · answer #4 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what everybody think,
her husband was dead ???
no
because, her husband got heart attack 10 times milder than his wife.
2007-03-20 23:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, quite funny.
2007-03-20 21:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahah smart wife
2007-03-20 23:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, it's sub-par.
2007-03-20 21:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the punchline was that she wanted to be beaten half to death?
2007-03-20 21:37:55 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haa haa i was wondering why she was being oh thats ok lol
2007-03-20 23:04:19 · answer #10 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋