According to the Marshmallow gospel, you must accept Lord Marshmallow as your lord and savior in order to be saved. If you don't do this, you will spend all of eternity separated from marshmallows. Can you really stand all of time without a single marshmallow.
Also, how can you deny that Lord Marshmallow created the universe? How else could something as complex as the 58" diagonal plasma HDTV from Panasonic exist without a supreme marshmallow? With built-In ATSC/QAM/NTSC Tuners, SD Memory Card Slot, and PC Input, a supreme marshmallow creator is the only explanation.
2007-03-20 21:14:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
All hail Lord Marshmallow!
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2007-03-20 21:19:48 · answer #1 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm bringing my filled animal pup that has an particularly huge head. i've got had him because i became 3. I have been given him jointly as i became interior the well-being center for 3 days because of fact I ate an entire bottle of orange toddler aspirin formerly my mom awakened interior the morning. lol
2016-11-27 19:18:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really a dumb question. Athiests don't believe in eternity. All they can possibly have is here and now.
2007-03-20 21:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right !
and can you accept the fact that your god is false. can you accept the fact that we are still evolving.
2007-03-20 21:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by drakelungx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BRING IT ON.
2007-03-20 21:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by The Stainless Steel Rat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, I'm convinced.
2007-03-20 21:23:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋