bitter truth...is it true or not??

Question

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

Answer 1

Haha so true!

Answer 2

LAW OF EXAM: You suddenly remember the right answer to the question while giving the copy to the invigilator
LAW OF GAMBLING: Suddenly you start bidding more and more money when you see that you are becoming lucky, just to find out you are not
LAW OF CHILLI: You were searching for the sugar because of that spicy thing and you find it, but now you dont need it
LAW OF LOTTERY: You win a lottery which is valid for a day but sorry, the bank way in traffic jam
LAW OF LADIES: You go to the golf club telling your wife the truth but she didn't phone your friend to confirm, you think you are lucky and take
the risk the next day, just to find out you are not so lucky
LAW OF DENTIST: The week long tooth ache ends on Saturday, what about the Sunday dentist appointment ?????
LAW OF PARTY: You go to the door in towel thinking its your parents, but sorry, you forgot about the party saturday evening at your home
LAW OF IMPORTANT PAPERS: You just see the garbage van take the garbage, then you have a phone from your husband,
he needs some papers urgently
LAW OF INSURANCE POLICY: When its a theft in your house, the insurance company asks for the papers and you suddenly remember
you were playing with a paper plane a few days before
LAW OF YAHOO! ANSWERS: The right answer to a question strikes in your mind, you answer it, but just to be disappointed
after seeing all the answers
LAW OF APRIL FOOLS: You think that you will not be embarassed in front of your friends this April 1 because it didn't happen last year,
but you are not so right

Answer 3

Love it!

How true, how true!!!