A woman was wanting to get breast implants. She asked her husband, "Do you think we can afford $5000 to get me some bigger boobs?"
The husband replied, "Honey, I have a perfect solution to this problem and it won't cost us a dime. Just take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts over and over and your boobs will get bigger."
"How on Earth will that work?," the wife asked.
"I don't know how it works, but it sure did work on your *** after all these years and look how big it has become!"
2007-03-20 19:21:08 · 6 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
A middle aged woman went to the doctor and he said she had the breasts of an eighteen year old
he husband said "what did he say about your 40 year old butt?"
"Suprisingly, your name didn't come up"
2007-03-21 04:23:57 · answer #1 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-03-21 02:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he>>>that's funny>>>7 / 10
2007-03-21 03:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA! Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight!
2007-03-21 02:56:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats good
2007-03-21 02:57:23 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhhhahaha..... man that was funny....... ROFL..... kudos to you......
2007-03-21 03:34:53 · answer #6 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋