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My daughter had been playing in the kitchen i went to the toilet ,when i came back there was flour all over the place,she had it all over her hair-as i walked into the kitchen she said it wasnt me mummy-Any body else out there with the same sort of thing where in the end you just had to laugh at them

2007-03-20 19:20:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Parenting

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My daughter is nearly 4 and recently wet the bed.
When i asked her about it she blamed the cat.
When i said the cat was outside all night she said, no he wasnt cause she let him. Then i told her that i let the cat in this morning she said, thats because when he did wee wees in my bed i let him out again. It just made me smile how her little brain and imagination works.

2007-03-20 23:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by Brain 2 · 1 0

Yes I walked into the bathroom after hearing some odd noises and after calling out and no reply I went to see what was going on. My daughter had poured shampoo all over the toilet seat!!! I asked what had happened and her reply was
"it wasnt me it was the kittens, you should have seen them"
Our kittens were only a week old at the time!!
I was so upset but had to laugh, because her face was dead serious. It was hysterical.
Another time she pulled all the toilet paper off the roll and blamed it on the ghost!!!!

2007-03-20 22:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by Monkey Magic 6 · 1 0

Oh my god yes! LOL !! My oldest daughter is ADD. I work nights, and I was a single mom. She was about four or five, i was home that night, a school night on the computer. About three i looked down the hall and saw the light on in the bathroom, so i went to go check. With out thinking i just opened the door. There was an inch of water on the floor, she was nude, and standing on the bathroom counter... hanging several wet wash rags on the lights, and dancing!!!!!!!.. "Oh my god! ", i cryed out " What on earth are you doing!? " she smiles brightly at me and says: It was hot.. so i could not sleep so i took a bath, ((hence the water on the floor)) and i used all these wash rags to get clean, but then i was sad cause you would have all this laundry so i went to hang them up here to dry.. and thats when i noticed.. I look goooooood! LOL I nearly died laughing.

2007-03-20 22:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

My friends daughter loves to draw/color/paint. The thing is, she "really" loves to do it on places where she shouldn't do it. When she does something wrong, her mom taps her own hand and says to her "Pow Pow".
Well, the other day she went to get her mom and grabbed her hand and took her to go see something. When my friend arrived, she noticed that her 2 year old daughter had painted all over the wall. The funny thing was that not only did she take her mom there, but she then scrunched up her shoulders and put her arms out as if saying "who did this"? and then tapped her own hand and "Pow Pow" so that mommy can punish who ever made that mess!!
Children are so amazing!

2007-03-20 19:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by katiesmommy 3 · 1 0

When my brother was little he took 10 pence from my mums purse and then lied about taking it.When the truth came out he explained he had taken the 10 pence because he had heard on the radio that a furniture shop was selling 3p sweets
(three piece suits) He was reprimanded for stealing the money but my mum laughed for years and to this day he hasn't lived it down.......He's 30 now!!

2007-03-20 19:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by snikleback 5 · 0 0

My little girl had been told off several times for drawing on the wall in the living room by both me and her dad. One day after she,d had another artistic outburst, she called her dad into the room and said "look what mummy done - she is naughty mummy"
Thankfully my hubby saw through that one!!!

2007-03-21 00:41:04 · answer #6 · answered by Tinkerbell 1 · 1 0

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2016-10-19 05:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Yup!! We used to call this invisible person Not me! Actually even today as an adult we still say not me to our parents....lol!! My dad says I thought he moved out when all you kids left home.....lol!! Makes it really hard when they are an only child and you know it was them....lol!! But they try to see if you would believe them or not. I have 2 girls and I get it all the time from them. They would also do the blame game! One would do the crime and the other would get blamed for it so they wouldn't get into trouble. Gotta love kids because they are so innocent and say the strangest things!

2007-03-21 03:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by kolowski4 3 · 0 0

I have three brothers (I'm the only girl) and when we were younger, we all decided it would be funny to give Zach (my youngest brother) a new style with eggs. So I guess we all bashed and broke eggs in his hair and all over his chest and arms and stuff. Well, my mother came out of her room ( I think she was taking a quick shower after she got off work) and me and my brothers were in the living room sitting on the floor watching tv and she saw zach covered in eggs!!! I guess we told her that it wasn't us. Just thought I'd share that with you.

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2007-03-20 19:32:28 · answer #9 · answered by Kiri 3 · 1 0

Acualy i havn't had that happen yet but my mother told me about one chrismas. We as a familey tradtion put up chocolate oniments but mom always hid most of them in the back. Well mom was aparently doing something in her room and came out to me behind the tree covered in chocolate she asked me why i ate them all from what she said i looked up at her realy wided eyed "I didn't eat any chocolate mommy!" LOL i'm just waiting for my turn!

2007-03-20 19:27:15 · answer #10 · answered by Gypsy 3 · 1 0

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