A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
The bartender gives her the drink, and she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."
The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."
The woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you a drink too."
The woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming right up," the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink this time, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue!"
2007-03-20 18:17:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao... thats quite understandable... i am sure she wont wanna be seen peeing all over the place..
hahahahahahahahaha
very good joke... thanx for the laugh
2007-03-20 19:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
More cute than super funny, 6/10
2007-03-21 01:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha!! Age has a way with Truth! LOL.
2007-03-21 16:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was absoulutely great! thnx for the laugh and the 2 points!
2007-03-21 04:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funneeee 10/10
2007-03-21 03:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he>>>I want to buy that lady on my behalf! Where is she?
2007-03-21 03:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll drink to that!
2007-03-21 01:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by prusa1237 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one again
2007-03-21 02:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boring answer
2007-03-25 13:25:03 · answer #9 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... thanks for a laugh..... I prefer soda and scotch mix together...
2007-03-21 01:21:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋