a pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his pants. He went to the bartender and asked for a rum. The bartender asked him "hey, whats with the wheel in your pants" and the pirate said,
"aye, its driving me nuts"
thats the best joke i have, which is why i desperately need you to tell me one
2007-03-20 18:03:53 · 5 answers · asked by slicexbread 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An elderly couple went to the doctor for their annual check-up. They both complained to the doctor about not being able to remember things. So the doctor suggested that they write things down so they could remember what they were supposed to be doing.
Husband, "Honey, I am going to the kitchen, do you need anything?
Wife, "Sure, I would like some ice cream. Don't you think you need to write it down so you will not forget?"
Husband, "No, I can remember ice cream. Do you want anything else?"
Wife, "Yes, I would like some strawberries to go with my ice cream."
Husband, "Ok, ice cream with strawberries."
Wife, "Don't you think you need to write it down so you will not forget?'
Husband, "No, I can remember ice cream with strawberries. Anything else."
Wife, "No, I guess that will be all, are you sure you don't need to write it down?"
Husband, "No, I can remember it."
20 minutes later the husband walks back into the living room and hands his wife a plate with bacon & eggs and the wife asks, "Where's my toast?"
I think it is a good joke, hope you do to.
2007-03-20 18:18:21 · answer #1 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If 2 &1 is shoe polish,3 &1 is oil, Whats 4 & 1?
2007-03-21 01:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by tomlhopkins 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
2007-03-21 04:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by Stargate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just look at the jokebook.
2007-03-21 01:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... thanks for a laugh....
2007-03-21 01:09:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋