And to have spent 50 dollars on lapdances on the same Tuesday night?
2007-03-20 17:57:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It was a Friday when I went to the strip club, and I didn't get any lap dances and didn't get liquored up, but I gave a stripper 5 dollars as a tip only to then be practically assaulted by her huge fake naked boobies. Oh, and did you know that... sometimes... the only "girls restroom" in a strip club is located IN the stripper changing room? WOW... that was interesting.
That was MY experience.
Oh, and no, you're not Hellbound. Live it up, babe!
2007-03-20 18:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was this supposed to be funny? It did make me smile a little as if it were from a stand-up comedian. Now, to be very serious. The only thing worthy of hell is unbelief in God's son, Jesus. That is the unpardonable sin. Drunkeness and sexual sin are just signs that you either are not a Christian or you have gotten very far away from your heavenly father like in the story of the prodical son. It would have been nice to have spent the $50 on something that lasted longer than a lapdance. As to Tueday night activities, I don't think any night is any worse than another to be sinning in such ways. You must have had Wednesday off work.
2007-03-21 01:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by garden lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but you are alot better than many who spend 4x that much for a night of lapdances..
2007-03-21 01:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by XX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We are all born Hell-worthy because of our sinful nature. You are no more worthy of Hell than I am.
The only difference is that I have chosen Jesus Christ to be my Lord and Savior. I am a saved sinner.
2007-03-21 01:10:11 · answer #4 · answered by 4HIM- Christians love 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is, then I'm driving that particular hand-basket.
And the only way to be 'pitifully' intoxicated is if you got that way on Pabst Blue Ribbon...
2007-03-21 01:19:15 · answer #5 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course not.
But if you'd only called me, I would have given you lapdances for free. ;)
2007-03-21 01:17:43 · answer #6 · answered by ◦Delylah◦ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I wanna know is how much it'll cost me to get a lapdance from you, darlin'?
2007-03-21 01:29:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God loves to forgive and reconcile you to him. There is no single act that you can do that will condemn you to hell without your consent. You see, each moment you have a choice whether you want to move closer to God or farther away from him. You can choose this moment to talk to him and ask him to come in to your life and he loves you so much he is just waiting for you to talk to him. He won't force you to talk to him, it is up to you.
Don't you see it's not about the specific acts that you do or sins you commit, it is about your heart attitude. Do you want to know God? Do you want to do what is right?
If you spend your whole life turning away from God and doing what he hates, how can you expect that you will be with him after you die? Heaven is the presence of God, hell is his absence.
Because of what Jesus has done on the cross you are totally forgiven. God is no longer your enemy and you don't have to be his anymore! You can choose this very moment to take a step towards heaven or a step towards hell, the choice is yours.
2007-03-21 01:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
No, I'm pretty sure the suffering on Wednesday morning will make up for it.
2007-03-21 01:06:16 · answer #9 · answered by LX V 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's only a sin to get drunk on days that don't end in Y.
2007-03-21 01:06:23 · answer #10 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋