I wanna hear them all
2007-03-20 17:43:30 · 20 answers · asked by thazmyname 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! You're like Gillette. You're the best a man can get.
I'm a fotune teller and i predict that in about two minutes your going to be snogging me
"Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?"
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
(I don't know)
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is....
Every rose needs its thorns thats why I should be with you.
My pencils may be number 2, but you are number 1!
Guy: It's a good thing I have my library card, because I'm checking you out.
Girl: Oh, sorry, I'm reserved for someone else.
guy-"you got a sewing kit?"
girl-"no, why?"
guy-"cuz im ripped!"
Your so hot when i look at you i get a tan
Picker upper: If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
Pickeree: Why?
Picker upper: You stole my heart without permission
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
You got something on your chest: my eyes
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Q: "Can you hold something for me?"
A: Sure.
(Slip your hand into theirs).
I am not a pro basketball player but i would like to score on u
Guy: Do you hear that
Girl: What
Guy: Oh sorry that was my heart singing for you
Girl ur parents must be bricklayers because u have a nice foundation
Ask:Can i get directons...............Reply:To where................Answer:Your bedroom
"your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice!"
I'D POUR MILK ON U AND MAKE U PART OF MY COMPLEAT BREAKFAST!
A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Are you Natasha, my contact?
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
long.
Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
you."
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Before you run, I am not a freak.
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me
up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and
damn, I look good!.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I
just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I flirt with you?
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do
exist
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when
you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Compared to you, the sun feels cold.
Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're
lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.
Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? 'Cause you're hot like salsa
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here
after.
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard
Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just
realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Does beauty run in your family?
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Does my breath smell okay?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me
to fall in love with you.
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really
Beautiful"
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I
just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you
ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My
jaw!
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and
flex) To the gun show!
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever
you're going?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently
squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you
funny, apologize.)
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could
introduce us.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are
the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell
you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you
notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a
sparkle.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your
parents created such a beautiful creature.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
for my dreams.
Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am
very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Girl: I may not be Mya but my love is like whoa
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and
explain that it"s a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn"t matter
which side) really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how
they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them
puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted
to hold their hand. (Awwwwww)
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
Good news, the test results are negative!
Got me? I'll do your body good.
Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side
and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your
hand
Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my
dreams! (works everytime)
Guy: I may not be Baby Bash but you're my suga
2007-03-20 19:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by D.L. 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
pickup lines are lame. be honest, it will last longer.
Nothing turns me on like sweet names....hun, sweetie, sugar, bunnie, snookums, darlin, sexy, babe,
Pickup lines for guys:
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Didn't we go to different schools together?
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
Do you have a boyfriend?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Or just have the waitress take a drink to her and say the drink was from you...when she looks your way smile and wink
2007-03-20 18:10:27 · answer #2 · answered by sophieb 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you know karate cuz your body is kickin!!!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I could go on but I'll let other people tell you
2007-03-20 17:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?
2007-03-27 09:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by cjhype 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smell this rag. Does it smell like Chloroform?
2007-03-26 04:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by Bob A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day
2007-03-20 17:51:18 · answer #6 · answered by lizzey_in_pink 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wish i was a tear so i could start in your eye , linger on your face and die on your lips.
i thought that this is really cute.
2007-03-27 09:21:32 · answer #7 · answered by gliffee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi. I'm Alias Smith & Jones."
Works every time.
2007-03-20 17:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shall I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Tacky, I know.
2007-03-20 17:48:05 · answer #9 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like kim catrall's pick up line in sex & the city that goes like this: "hello 911? i'm on fire.."
2007-03-20 17:59:03 · answer #10 · answered by jargon blue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you from Tennessee, cause you're the only 10 I see
2007-03-20 17:55:00 · answer #11 · answered by sefd133 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋