Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Barmen.
2007-03-20 17:29:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
As a Christian, I guess I'm supposed to be offended but I find this to be quite funny :)
2007-03-20 17:32:07 · answer #1 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I like, I like - but you give the impression that all Atheists are pissheads.
And to Melissa Y, how about insted of spending all that money on the internet you give it to some of those dying children, and people without medical support.
2007-03-20 20:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an atheist and I don't drink alcohol.
How about substituting beer for hot chocolate?
2007-03-20 17:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was funny, but I don't drink, actually. I'll take some hot tea and a good book instead ^_^
2007-03-20 17:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, this atheist prefers single-malt Scotch.
2007-03-20 17:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by Skippy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-03-20 17:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheists don't pray even to such as you post. I guess they are too smart for that.
2007-03-20 17:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that we may have a chant to go along with the "pascal's wager" drinking game...
Cheers
2007-03-20 17:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What is this, the Wisconsinites' Prayer?
2007-03-20 17:32:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen brother! lol
2007-03-20 17:48:08 · answer #10 · answered by Cristy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋