2007-03-20 16:47:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Man, because it NEEDED it.
Besides, you've saved the world and shot so many terrorists, we figured we owed it to you.
2007-03-20 16:57:24 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They don't believe in god, so therefore they do not believe in sin. This being the case they all felt justified to cast the first stone. These cast stones landed in a beautiful pattern on your driveway. I know this sounds unlikely but these things happen in the world today. It's not a miracle - just a million to one shot.
And as the great Terry Pratchett says" A million to one chance will come in 9 times out of 10."
2007-03-20 16:55:29 · answer #2 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! Our plot to repave the cracked driveways of the world has been discovered!!!
2007-03-20 16:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It became an eyesore and that they knew you would be to busy praying to a non-existent god to do it for you. subsequently, it might have by no ability been accomplished and your grotesque driveway would decrease the valuables values in the community.
2016-12-15 05:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know those atheists... Always out doing good deeds and looking out for their fellow man, trying to make the world they live in a better place.
You gotta love 'em...
2007-03-20 16:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Now youv'e seen it first hand, Atheists arn't such a bad mob of people after all, are they ?.... Blessed Be .. )O(
2007-03-20 16:59:34 · answer #6 · answered by Bunge 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude i really hope you're not a christian because if you are and your making fun of people who aren't christian...what does that tell them about GOD. Christians like that need to be slapped in the face. Srry, but seriously, get a clue. God wants you to reach out to those people...not shut them down even further. that's the devils work...and guess whos doing it. srry if you think im too ridiculous, but you'd be surprised how many people would follow you if you just reached out to them instead of pushed them away.
2007-03-20 16:56:04 · answer #7 · answered by Jenna M 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Doing a good deed. Are you sure they were athiests or angels?
2007-03-20 16:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by TS 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because they don't believe in yellow bricks.
2007-03-20 21:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were looking for fossils?
Jk
2007-03-20 16:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋