Proof that all you Christians are going to what you call hell.... For eternity. Heretics.?

Question

For anyone who doesn't understand libelism, i advise you to go to
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgK3nDYgkbiTeJZILwwRWo7sy6IX?qid=20070320195230AAmqv86

It's the proper version of the Bible.

Anyway, when God, who's name, by the way, is actually Tim, sent forth the gummi bears to populate the planets, he kick started evolution by putting the Holy Mint into the Sacred Giant Bottle of Cola, and the ensuing release of gases kickstarted life.
It's in the Libel. It's a fact. you have to believe beacuse it is the word of God. F-A-C-T.

Regarding sins... Hypocricy is the greatest of all sins. Therefore you cannot be mean to someone and tell them that they are going down the Well of Eternal Pain when they die, and then say May Tim be with you.

Read the Libel, it's all there. You don't want to follow the Eskimos do you? Don't be christian. It's evil.
All of this is true. Word of God.Written down.

DO you believe?

Answer 1

I'm so inspirational and yes, hell will be full of them.

Answer 2

'Anyway, when God, who's name, by the way, is actually Tim, sent forth the gummi bears to populate the planets, he kick started evolution by putting the Holy Mint into the Sacred Giant Bottle of Cola, and the ensuing release of gases kickstarted life.
It's in the Libel. It's a fact. you have to believe beacuse it is the word of God. F-A-C-T.'


okaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Answer 3

(choking on the irony that the turning point of mankind could appear in a place like this...) ty 4 2 pts...

Answer 4

Whatever. I have peace in my heart, don't need to put others down. You define yourself by what you oppose.

Answer 5

OOOH!!!!!! FREE ICE CREAM DONUTS AND JUICE!!!! AT YOUR LIBELISTIC FUNCTIONS HELL ILL JOIN!!!!!!! CAN'T RESIST THOSE GUMMI BEARS!!!