I am an atheist. But, If I were going to follow something, it would be satan. He makes the most sense, and is not a little whining baby. I have noticed that christians get almost violent if you say anything positive about the devil. But, I think he might just be misunderstood. Give him a shot, he just might surprise you, and be a nice guy.
2007-03-20 16:15:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
be careful what you wish for.
2007-03-20 16:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lets say for a moment there is no god -no devil- no heaven -no hell .if you live your life as a Christian an die what a wonderful life you have lived .but if you live your life following Satan an die are the consequences worth it .Satan will make you think he is a pretty cool guy, but the whole time he will tear your life apart from the inside out .but i promise you this it is never to late to turn your life over to Jesus
2007-03-20 16:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by vulcanv60236 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may change your mind when you meet him one on one! I can't stand him, personally! He is a liar and a murderer!He hates all of mankind and seeks to destroy us. Real bad dude! I do not know if the accommodations that have been made for you and your "misunderstood guy" will be pretty cool......hot is more like it! Rethink your loyalties while there is still time! I suggest you love what is good and hate what is bad! Satan is bad! God is good!
2007-03-20 16:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by Marie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sympathy for the devil
Try the Rolling Stones,
or my favorite, Guns and Roses.
Take my hand, walk with me ,i will show you....
You ask more than you can handle!
Give me a shot, i will surprise you!
More than one way!
2007-03-20 17:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by oldster 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 Peter 5:8 - Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
2007-03-20 16:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by deacon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To me Satan sounds like he's constipated.
2007-03-20 16:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
ahaha same.
except for me, it would either be between Satan, Budda, or Wicca, or Pagan, or Agnostic
2007-03-20 16:19:22 · answer #7 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice on the surface ... but ur destruction is the goal coz ur in the image of God and u remind him of why he fell and how much he dislikes god ...
2007-03-20 16:19:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not me, maybe its just you who thinks christians get offensive. If you want to worship him, go ahead.
2007-03-20 16:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well thanks alot pal! That really makes me feel good. I'm glad someone sees me for who I really am.
Peace and Love,
Satan
2007-03-20 16:20:53 · answer #10 · answered by Satan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Praise Satan!
(uh, did I say that out loud?)
2007-03-20 16:19:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋