today in school all my friends were hyper because they drank a Monster for breakfest. anyways we were all saying corny and just stupid racist type jokes. so yah I wanted to know some more jokes if anyone wants to post them.
The corniest one that makes me laugh ill choose as the best answer :]
-Thanks-
2007-03-20 16:03:23 · 24 answers · asked by algurrola 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oooh my joke, okay here goes!!!
An Italian, a Cuban and an American were on a cruise. The Italian had an expensive bottle of wine and he threw it over bored and said "In my country we have tones of good wine." So the Cuban to top him throws a box of Ciggars over bored "In my country we have boxes of those." Then the American starts to panic what was he going to throw over bored. He looks around and finds a Mexican. So he grabs him and throws him over "In my country we have plenty of those." :]
No offense to anyone just a joke :]
2007-03-20 16:09:24 · update #1
Another
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball
Juan on Juan
2007-03-20 16:57:48 · update #2
okay okay... so theres a blond, brunette, and a redhead.
and well. theyre all hiding from the police (god knows what they did wrong)
they quickly run and search.
and they find barrels to hide inside.......
so the police comes with his flashlight...
and the brunette goes... "meow, meow!"
(pretending to be a cat)
the police put their light over the 2nd barrel...
the redhead goes... "ruff ruff!"
(pretending to be a dog... lol)
and well. the blond goes...
"potatoe! potatoe!"
and they all get caught.. the end.
( i hope that was funny.. lol.)
2007-03-20 16:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by Minor Bunny Engine 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Words Women Use
Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh:
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks:
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
2007-03-20 23:11:15 · answer #2 · answered by GoodGuy53 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Q: A blonde and a brunette fall off of a building. Which one hits the ground first??
A: The Brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask directions
Q; What do you call an intelligent blonde??
A: A Golden Retriever
2007-03-20 23:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by Master Ang Gi Guong 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Three men were walking along a beach, a canadian, uncle sam, and osama bin ladan. They came across a magic lamp and they all rubbed it. A geenie popped up and said to them that he would grant them all one wish. The Canadian decided that he would go first he said " well my grandfather, my dad, and myself are all farmers so i want to have the lands in canada to be forever furtile. The Geenie nodded his head and the wish was granted. Osama went next he said I want a dome to surround the entire country of Afganistan i want it to be inpenitratable so nobody or nothing can go in or out. the geenie nodded and the wish was granted. Then it was uncle sams turn and he took a deep breathe looked at osama and said I wish that that dome was filled to the top with water.
haha funny;...no?... well it was worth a shot... great now im discussing this joke with myself...
2007-03-20 23:11:03 · answer #4 · answered by tripp j 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well racist jokes were asked for, so:
*hope this doesn't offend anyone*
What's the difference between a couch and a [just put a race here]?
A couch can support a family.
2007-03-21 01:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by Slartibartfast 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are 3 guys that end up going to hell. One's white, the second's black, and the third's mexican. When they arrive, they are greeted by the devil. And he offers them a chance to get into heaven. He tells them, I have a whip here, and anyone who can withstand 3 whips will go to heaven. If you don't, you'll burn for eternity. I'll even give you a chance and allow you to put anything you want on your back to help w/ the pain. But one sound out of your mouth and your mine. So the guys accept. 1st up, the white guy... What do you want to use? the devil asks. He replies, I want the strongest metal ever made, the kind that knights would use. It appears on the white guy's back and he gets into position to be whipped. The devil rears back and cracks his whip. Automatically, the white guy screams... and he is sent to burn in the flames. 2nd up is the black guy. The devil asks, what do u want to use? He replies, nothing, I'll take the whipping just like this, my people are used to torture. So the black guy takes position and the devil rears back and cracks his whip. No noise. Again, he cracks his whip. The black guy grimaces but again, no noise. Then a third time, the devil cracks his whip. Again no noise, just a look of pain comes across his face. So the devil holds up his bargain and sends him to heaven. Finally the mexican's turn comes. The devil asks him, what do u want to use? The mexican replies, "Hechame el ***** en la espalda (Put that black guy on my back)"
yeah a little long but it made me laugh
2007-03-20 23:47:23 · answer #6 · answered by TXgal 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
o heres one that a mexican told me... what is mexico's navy made out of? Cardboard... thats corny. but heres a funny one i heard on yahoo the other day. theres a blonde and a brunette walking in the park... the brunette looks down and sees a dead bird, she says" ohhhh look at the poor dead bird", the blone looks up and says "where"?... haha lol
2007-03-20 23:09:37 · answer #7 · answered by dirka 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
How do you count the population of Mexico?
Answer: you throw a quarter on the streets.
How do you find the richest man in Mexico?
Answer: Look for the one who kept the quarter
2007-03-20 23:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by Produh G 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
okay i got alot but only gonna put on 2. k? k.
Okay a mom and dad are getting a divorce but they can't decide who gets the child. so they go to a lawyer. they still can't decide and the dad can tell the lawyer is on the mom's side. so, he says "if I put a dollar bill in a coke machine is the coke mine or the machine's?"
Momma Bear and pappa bear are getting a divorce. They ask the baby bear do you want to live with momma bear? he says no she beats me. do you want to live with pappa bear? he says no he beats me! who do you want to live with then?
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The Chicago Bears they don't beat anyone!
2007-03-20 23:14:01 · answer #9 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.....good one.
An Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.
Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?
"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied. He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.
The mother paused and said to her son... "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"
2007-03-20 23:48:36 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋