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Don't go fishing in someone elses pond...

Hillbilly wisdom,Got any?

2007-03-20 15:54:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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When life gives you lemon,make lemonaid.

Don't pee in a path.

The more you stir ****,the more it stinks.

A friend in need ,is a friend indeed.

Back door guest are best.

If the Good Lord intended people to fly,he'd a give em wings.

you just watch the foxes don't get in your hen house.

Guess that's all I can think of now.

2007-03-20 16:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dizzy Dean said it a long time ago when teachers in the St.Louis area schools admonished him for using the word AIN'T in his broadcasts of St. Louis Cardinal baseball games.
Quote: "People who don't say ain't - ain't eatin'." Unquote!

2007-03-20 16:34:06 · answer #2 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 0 0

if milk is the only thing u ever wanted from that cow..then dont buy it, unless u have steak or barbeque party in mind.

2007-03-20 16:06:19 · answer #3 · answered by Eledron 3 · 0 0

*Don't give a bit of the apple before time is due.

*Easy come easy go.

*"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished
~Goethe~

2007-03-20 17:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by michellen 3 · 0 0

This is a line Elvis Presely use to say when he first became famous.

2007-03-20 16:37:38 · answer #5 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0 0

Why buy the book when you can use the library

2007-03-20 21:57:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You don't have to buy a pig to get the pork.

2007-03-20 16:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by luh 6 · 0 0

Why make waffles when you can just eat the pancake?

2007-03-20 16:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by Ms* Shae* 3 · 2 0

hehehehehe! yoor smart! yoo get a star from me!

2007-03-20 15:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0 0

i buy cow not only for its milk...but for its meat too...

2007-03-20 16:37:40 · answer #10 · answered by yuan 2 · 0 0

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