God inspired me to write a book. I call it the Libel. Isn't it infallible?

Question

Libel is the source of all God's teachings.

He inspired me to write it as I said. Anyway, it starts off with how God created everything. It started with the great campfire. God roasted marshmallows over the great campfire and as little bits of moten burning marshmallows dropped, they formed the stars. The planets were made from heavenly gobstoppers, and he populated them with Gummi Bears, which evolved into everything you see today.

Concerning his main teachings, God sent his favourite pet, Rover, to earth. Rover was God's only dog, and he was sent to be a guide dog. To guide God's sheeply flock in the right direction. Unfortunately all the other bad religions were dog wardens and put him to sleep because he didn't have a collar. Rover died for us.

Now you can't say any of this is wrong. God inspired me to write Libel, and it is the word of God. It's all fact. It's in the Libel. All you have to do is read Libel if you don't believe. Fact.

I just wrote it, it obviously hasn't been around for 2000 years.

Does that mean that your feeble Bible wasn't true one hundred years after it was written it wasn't true because it wasn't old enough.

And yes. It has been confirmed by 30,000 sources... Don't believe me? Well it's in the Libel. Word of God, fact. It's in the Libel, so it's true.

THA... Did YOU know that Christian was a CHRISTIAN?! ANd got along quite well with the church?!

OOOh... Burn! I believe the word you're looking for is... Touché

And why is my religion, all the Libel which I have written, so worrying to YOU.... Why does it make YOU feel insecure and have to attack it?

Answer 1

I suppose its possible.. i cant really disprove it.

BUT, i need to see some kinda proof..

You need a documentary by james cameron.. that would help i think.

Answer 2

Your point is about the Bible and how time has hardened into perfection.

I think (could be wrong) that the perfect Bible is a recent innovation in some Protestant sects and does not have a long history.

It is not supported by reason that goes like this. Jesus is perfect, man is fallible and imperfect. Therefore whether the Bible is perfect or not, man's imperfection in associative logically so the point of perfect interpretation is moot. Now there are various arguments that say if it is interpreted with the Holy spirit you may be able to understand something perfectly even though you are your self imperfect. This seems like a personal revelation. The Holy spirit must also be present when this is communicated or it looses validity.

Let me add to the story. God said, "Come down from the trees, stand upright and go out into the fields and bring food up from the ground." Some listened and went into he fields as God commanded and others did not listen and stayed behind. Then God said, "I will perfect you according to the choice you have made," for God loved all his creations. Thus were made monkeys for all their generations for they were willful and wanted to swing and play and eat fruit from trees.

Answer 3

I dare to assume that you are aware of the distinction, but have purposely avoided the fact that you alone have been inspired to write a book as opposed to the approximately 40 authors of the Bible who somehow managed to write a remarkably coherent book despite the different backgrounds, disparate environments, diverse personalities, education and professions. Show me 39 other folks who can independently corroborate your "inspiration" and I will lend it credibility.

Answer 4

Lol i stumble on your writing here humorus. It made me smile. people will trash what they do no longer understand or are unwilling to understand. you got a laugh out of me. i'm unlikely to redicule you for claiming to be God inspired to jot down a e book approximately those products. in spite of everything, we are no longer God, for this reason we don't understand if this grow to be inspired or no longer. basically be careful with what you do write as i'm specific your enraging many difficult center religious people.

Answer 5

li·bel (lī'bəl) pronunciation
n.

1. A false publication, as in writing, print, signs, or pictures, that damages a person's reputation.
2. The act of presenting such material to the public.
2. The written claims presented by a plaintiff in an action at admiralty law or to an ecclesiastical court.

Answer 6

Finally, somebody who said what I've been trying to say for years. Just because a book says it's true doesn't make it so. I ask, how do you know the Bible is true and people say, because the Bible says so. And I say, so the book that is trying to prove its truthfulness is where you are getting this acurate statement. Then they tell me well it says that its inspired by the word of god. OF COURSE IT DOES! It's trying to sell itself. Until god comes down from the heavens and says he exist I am not going to use circular reasoning to believe in him.

Answer 7

Although I am interested in it, I do not believe I will buy it. Why? Because you just inspired me to write my own God inspired novel.

Answer 8

--You people are really despirate, are you not, to take such CHEAP SHOTS at God?

--DOES THE BIBLE make you that insecure?

--Did you know that Hitler was a great invalidator for things he absolutely refused to believe , or things he wanted to keep at a distance, do you enjoy the company?

Answer 9

GooF BALL he was roasting smoors, not marshmallows.Just kidding your still a goofball.

Answer 10

I like it and declare it my infallible word.