2007-03-20 15:42:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What can you slice all day long and will still remain whole???
Golf balls
2007-03-20 15:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only one that comes to mind, was way,way back when Arnold Palmer's wife was on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Johnny asked Mrs. Palmer if she ever helped Arnold with his game, and she said that the night before he played golf, she would put his golf balls in the freezer. And the next morning she would take Arnold's balls and warm them up in her hands. Johnny said "boy, I'll bet that made his putter stand up." The audience went wild . True story.
2007-03-20 16:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened.
"Well," says the man, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when it lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball."
"And?" asked the doctor.
"Well," the man said, "that's when I lifted the cow's tail, pointed, and yelled to the missus, 'Hey, honey — this one here looks like yours!'"
Sorry, thats as close as I can get....
2007-03-20 15:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the golf ball cross the street?
to get to the course on the other side.
buh dum chi
2007-03-20 15:45:35 · answer #4 · answered by G-Uniter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Address The Ball...Hello Ball!!!
Ed Norton from The Honeymooners.
2007-03-20 15:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by Fat Boy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋