What do Pirates have to do with the FSM???
where can i read more about this, everyone seems to know the stories except me :(
thanks!
2007-03-20 15:36:51 · 9 answers · asked by Bobby 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because they were the first who gave candy to children!
2007-03-20 15:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages. Pastafarianism says that they were in fact "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children.
The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas School Board. It illustrated that correlation does not equal causation. Henderson put forth the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s."[6] A chart accompanying the letter shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased; this is a farcical demonstration of how statistically significant correlations do not imply a causal relationship
2007-03-20 15:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, the lack of pirates is responsible for global warming. The FSM just wants his followers to combat it by being pirates.
Here is the official website: http://www.venganza.org/
2007-03-20 15:44:00 · answer #3 · answered by Alex 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The FSM is a big fan of Pittsburgh baseball.
2007-03-20 15:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused about your fatass.
ahahahaah
jk jk
i really just felt like saying that.
2007-03-20 15:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After the fights they are like wet noodles. : )
2007-03-20 15:41:04 · answer #6 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AAAAAAA!!! OMG!!! There's a website!!!! (As you can tell, this is the first time I've seen it, too.) This is TOO awesome!
2007-03-20 15:50:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jess H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.venganza.org/
2007-03-20 15:41:35 · answer #8 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
venganza.org
2007-03-20 15:41:13 · answer #9 · answered by -skrowzdm- 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋