2007-03-20 15:26:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
''I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!''
''Great trade!''
2007-03-20 15:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.
To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and the green.
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.
The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only three feet tall."
2007-03-20 22:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by dee_ann 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. "That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"
2007-03-20 22:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golf was invented as an excuse for white people to dress up like black people
2007-03-20 22:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by Saint Lucipher 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't use distance golf balls.I'd just have to walk further into the woods to find them.
2007-03-21 01:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by RICHARD B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call 200 white men chasing a black man
The USPGA.....Tiger Woods....GET IT.....
From Guess Who
2007-03-20 22:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋