A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2007-03-20 15:16:40 · 9 answers · asked by Guess Who? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you do NOT know how much i LOVE this joke!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!!
lol!
lmao!!!
loved it!!!!!!!!
2007-03-20 15:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome
2007-03-20 22:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
considering the state of jerusalem at this moment, who ever rose back again after 3 days after death will be shot at and killed again on terms of provoking national security. so its safe to bury ur mama in law there anyway.
2007-03-20 23:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by Eledron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, lol, good one! I've heard it before, but it's still funny! â¦Ëà®Ëâ¦à¹
2007-03-20 22:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Louee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's horrible! But really funny...
2007-03-21 01:21:56 · answer #5 · answered by Meggy-Eggy-Head 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...tha tis one of my favortie jokes...i heard that one in church!!! it was pretty funny!!!
2007-03-20 22:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by ♪-~`*guitar♫chick*`~-♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats good
2007-03-20 22:21:59 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!
2007-03-20 22:19:42 · answer #8 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-03-20 22:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by smurfie45 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋