Everyone loves a lawyer joke?

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Q: Whats the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz full of lawyers?

A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

2007-03-20 14:58:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

Excellent

How can you tell when a lawyer is telling a lie? His lips are moving.

2007-03-23 16:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Great joke. Kind of fitting considering I had to sit threw 10 hours of jury duty yesterday... My butt still hurts from those darn chairs!

2007-03-21 23:28:15 · answer #2 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

LOL!!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

2007-03-21 12:47:58 · answer #3 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋