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2007-03-20 14:43:00 · 7 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I will, but I need to guaranteed my gospel will not be excluded for describing Laptop Jesus as just a woman, and not the daughter of a supernatural being. (I believe I read once that Laptop Jesus was actually a woman, though many of us assumed a man.)
And, if water is going to be turned into anything, can we make it beer instead of wine? Or, and bottle of Patron would be nice as well.
2007-03-20 14:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Laptop appeared to her disciples on their board and said unto them, "Lo, I must leave you! I cannot come back for the soldiers of Yahoo shall again cruc-e-fy me. Ye shall keep the gospel and witness unto the masses that the trolls shall come to get them unless they seek salvation through the freedom I have granted thee, the freedom of speech."
2007-03-20 21:51:57 · answer #2 · answered by Momofthreeboys 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I haven't been feeling creative for a long time now, but I can't wait to read what others write. Awesome!
2007-03-20 21:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could do the LOG version. (LambOfGod) It would be kinda funny, I can read and write, unlike King James.
2007-03-21 10:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am. Its gonna be in Nifty. its gonna be the Erotic version.
2007-03-20 21:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by jered 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will... but it will have to be later or tomorrow....
(bet you can't wait... *laughing*)
I miss laptop jesus!!!!!
2007-03-20 21:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yours was so well written that I don't think I should attempt it....
2007-03-20 21:48:44 · answer #7 · answered by KS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋