A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars. The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what the answer was and without a word the blonde gave the lawyer five dollars.
2007-03-20 14:42:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol! I posted this joke too!! See! Not all blondes are dumb!!!!!!!!
2007-03-20 14:45:35 · answer #1 · answered by Louee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok you're in a room with osama bin weighted down, the little woman from the ring and a criminal professional. you have a .40 4 magnum yet in rapidly forward words 2 bullets. What do you do? ... .. . You shoot the criminal professional 2 situations
2016-11-27 02:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny but i bet u if a blonde read that they wouldnt get it
2007-03-20 16:35:23 · answer #3 · answered by Tater Tot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-03-20 14:47:25 · answer #4 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.......made me laugh out loud
2007-03-20 16:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by no clue 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh
2007-03-20 15:02:53 · answer #6 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somebody already posted this yesterday.
2007-03-20 14:57:44 · answer #7 · answered by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-03-20 14:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by winter wonderland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-20 14:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one... lol
2007-03-20 14:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by Missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋