Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.
Now it was question time, and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"
Little Johnny in the front row proudly said, "You're a mother!"
2007-03-20 14:36:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this child is a bit dorky i'nt 'E ?
2007-03-20 14:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...LMFAO here's another one:
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
2007-03-20 15:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a first a good joke on this thing
2007-03-20 14:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by winter wonderland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-03-20 15:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! star 4 u!
2007-03-20 14:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-20 14:41:38 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
ah-dorable!
2007-03-20 14:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-20 14:40:58 · answer #8 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL!
2007-03-20 15:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-20 16:15:55 · answer #10 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋