Maby you have heard this b4 but i recently heard this,this joke is mainly for guy's.
So you and your best guy friend are in the woods , miles away from civilization,hospitals or any thing that can help. So your friend gose t take a piss and all of a sudden a rattle snake jumps out and bites him on the ding - dong . So my question is would you suck it out for him or would you let him die and why.
OMFG my brother just told me he woulden't suck it for his friend but he would cut it off for him.eow
2007-03-20 14:33:37 · 5 answers · asked by Asha J 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
anything that involves a snake biting a penis is not funny
therefore cannot be a joke
but is that a joke anyway? i mean, isn't it just a hypothetical question?
i would probably do it, but he'd owe me about a years' salary
and we'd never tell anybody what actually happened
2007-03-21 04:23:49 · answer #1 · answered by retired 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
looks like he's probably attempting to have his cake and devour it too. this is annoying how immature some men might nicely be yet for my area i think of the ideal element you're able to do is provide him one very final hazard and permit him understand you're extreme n if he does not take it then leave him and don't look back. it could be his loss. You suggested you have already been cheated on thrice! do not permit him be the fourth reliable success = )
2016-11-27 02:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF?
well, i peronally would just let him die! no, duh!
i wouldn't have the guts to cut his.....well, yeah cuz i would not want to see it! i mean i'm only in junior high(middle school)! ewwwwwwww!
i would NOT, i repeat NOT suck his....... to take out the poison either.
hey! i will not even do this for all the money in the world!
a girl has got to have her rights you know?
i got to have a say in this too
so what i would do is to just leave there to die or let him suck out the poison himself. then possibly still stick with him, cuz i'm scared to be all alone, and away from contcts tooo!!
anyway, why are u asking this? this is not a joke its just plain disguesting!!!!
(shudder at the thought)
2007-03-22 12:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by pammysaur! rawr. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Asha, you're a very naughty girl....hehehe!! But it is a funny joke.
Thank you for adding me to your contact list!
Have a nice day and start doing your homeworks, young lady!
2007-03-21 12:29:03 · answer #4 · answered by Infinite 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cut it off! that should have been an option. im not gonna suck it thats for sure.
2007-03-20 20:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋