IS any body as random is i -cow- am if so -moooo- please tell me the most -eggnog- random -cat- thing youve ever done cause like -ten- i love to hear random -hockey- jokes and random -milkshake- stories THAN- jgmhkjfdngidfngoi-KS
2007-03-20 13:54:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A peacock ran across the moon dancing to Happy Birthday eating fish tacos with a cucumber in his mouth!
2007-03-20 13:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a question for you...
If your walking down a street with a canoe on your head while Elmo is watching you and a tire falls off how many pancakes will it take to fix the hole in the dog house if Oprah was out bungy-jumping with Arnold Schwartznegger in a Pop Tart costume complaining about how her neighbor came to her Halloween party on Christmas, let her dog out, made her car run out of grass and got her 7th grade Math teacher ran over by a tree?
2007-03-20 21:00:30 · answer #2 · answered by Samantha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beep! Sheep! Baaa! I once stood--oik--in front of a movie theatre--cloud--and asked everyone walking--callowness---in for a hug. Also sent out this e-mail titled "I'm in love with a stripper"
Hello all!!!!! Good day to you. For some odd eason, I am uncapableof using the backspacebutton, so I beg your pardon undubitubly as u journey into the depths of my mind. I am extremely hungrey and would enjoy feasting n a cookie or pssobly a cacuts, theryr really the same thingd right? whats your favorite color of pie? I am afraid of the color of cheese, scheddar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NO! AAAA!!! get it way from me! no more xhese! the golfballs are on fire ND EILEEN IS TALKING TO HOTPOCKETS!!!appaently Alex does ot like hot pockets, and core does, dont ask me how I know this! Right now we are playing truth or truth a!!!!!!! Today at the lazar light show i passed out!!! and calcuated mathe !!!!!!!!!! also, then I made out with a turkey baster!!!!!!!!!! YARGGH YEARGH YARGH YARGH!!!! UNHAND ME NOOLES!!!!!!!!! THEIR MINE!!!! YARGH!!!!! hey corey, do you have a walter shrine??????? if you don't you should!!!! YArGH!!!!The cookie is in the shape of the frog!!!! I had a frog named jujice!!!!!! THE POTATAS ARE BURING RESCUES THEM!!! XCan i hve CHICKEN?!?!?!?!? TODYA, i STOPPED AND COVERSED WIRH BOTH A PICKLE nffand a startiue to wghom I placed th name of Clarrise! oooooo and then i knighted him and eilleen made iout with a gargoyle!!! muhahaa! i wrote a book!!!!!1
2007-03-20 21:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by lily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once had a filthy earth monkey, it died by evil gum wads. Nooooooooooooo, i yelled into the moon as i ate a humpback goose. I'm gonna rock, i said. I went to the enchanted cave of Politics and talked to arnold schwarzanager. Then he turned into an octopus. mmmmmmmm, octopus, i'm hungry.
2007-03-20 21:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no ok we had this weird sub in spanish. Mrs. C and she goes ok what i like to do is have ppl ask me questions to get all the nonsence away. So everyone was asking her where her acent came from or what is her favorite color then i randomly asked "Do you use Hairsprays that effect the ozone layer"cuz she had werid hair and she goes"What is the ozone layer?" and i go idk i heard it off of the discovery channel"
Another time greg was picking on me and then i go "ITs cuz i'm asian isnt it?"It was sooooo funny.
Random is part of me you could say
2007-03-23 01:38:55 · answer #5 · answered by Kirsten!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you suffer from a mental & erratic illness or you just don't know what to do with yourself today or any other day?!?
What a waste of five (5) precious points!
Take it much easier next time!
2007-03-20 20:59:47 · answer #6 · answered by Devilish Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom has a job and is a respected member of the community! OOOOOH! BURN!
WHAT?! Something's BURNING?! SWEET MOTHER OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN MAKING MAC & CHEESE FOR THE HOMLESS DOLPHINS OF THE GRASSY PLAINS OF THE SAHARAH (SP?!)! GET THE OINTMENT!!
Seriously, we should call 911! 9+1=10! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...SPACE! The final countdown! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
So I went to the store to buy this this this this this this this dog food, and it was like like like like like like like a buhjillion dollars and and and and and I just happened to have a buhjillion dollars and one hay (SSSSSPPPPPPP?!?!?!?!?!) penny, so so so so so so so so sososososososo I got it, but but but but but but they re-called it, and and and and and I was afraid that that that that that my dog was gonna like like like like like get sick, but it didn't.
2007-03-20 21:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by booda2009 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I new a Jenn Love, but I dun think Ur that same.also new a Ken love, but ne skidoodle........yea, I am but the most? I wouldnt no, in Mai skanky daze, prolly sumthin' sexual
2007-03-20 21:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time in the middle of final exams when no one and i repeat no one is aloud to talk i radom ly yelled at the top of my lungs... "belli button!"
2007-03-20 21:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by Angel M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tick Tock,,,,,,,fa lala lala
Bottle, shoping, cat dog
math
hate
love
me music
MONEY
2007-03-20 21:13:34 · answer #10 · answered by =] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋